Friday, December 18, 2015

STEAMER'S | Kelana Jaya



Establishment: STEAMER'S
Type: Men’s Sauna
Monday – Friday Hours: 4:00pm – 9:30 pm
Saturday/Sunday/Holidays Hours: 3:00pm – 9:30 pm
Entrance: RM18 (Normal) RM 23 (Nude Night)
Facilities: Gym, Sauna, Steamroom, Darkroom, Video Room (Porn)

:: GETTING THERE

Address: E2-02 (2nd Floor), Jalan SS6/20A, Dataran Glomac, 47301 Kelana Jaya.
Tel: +6016-2219378


Public Transport: LRT + Taxi: Get off at Kelana Jaya Station and take a taxi (about RM10) from the station to Steamer's.

:: CLOSET COW'S VERDICT

Steamer's is a small sauna (only 1 floor) with a small crowd (There was around 12 guys when CC visited on a Sunday). This sauna is good for folks around Kelana Jaya (or Petaling Jaya) so if you are outside these area, I'd say don't bother. The owner who manes the counter is friendly. The crowd is multi-racial, laid back and attitude free.

The facilities are very limited, only two open showers. Steam room is huge but was out of order when CC was there. The sauna is one of those pre-made sauna box that fits only 3 person max. The video room plays gay porn. No private room, only few dark rooms. Smoking is permitted everywhere in the premise.



Borneo Native Massage | Kuchai Lama

Establishment :
Massage Centre (Male Only)

Address:
13A Lian Hoe Garden, Jln Kuchai 1
03 - 7981 6230

Price:
RM 65 for 1 hour, RM 75 for 1.5 hours (Urut batin included)

Opening Hours:
2:00 PM (Unsure) - 12:00 AM
*Call early (before 10:00 PM) if you want to book a specific masseur because they will leave around 10:30 PM if there are no pre - bookings. You can ask the receptionist for recommendations.

Theraphist:
Mostly locals (Chinese and Malay); most of them give pretty good massages; but talk to the receptionist for recommendations.

Comments:
Go here if you are looking for a proper massage over 'fun'. They don't have a website, or a catalog of their therapist so it's either you ask the receptionist for recommendations, or you can just try your luck. Be warned that most of the therapist there are just average looking guys but they do give good massage. They have a few straight therapist who are properly trained. Urut batin (manhood massage) is already included in the pricing so tipping is optional. Usually the massage will end with only handjob, but some of them can get very playful and do more than just handjob; so it depends on which therapist you get. 


Friday, December 11, 2015

Day Thermos Sauna | Kuala Lumpur [UPDATED 2015]

 
Day Thermos Floor Plan


Establishment: Day Thermos
Type: Men’s Sauna
Monday – Friday Hours: 2:00pm – 11:00 pm
Saturday/Sunday/Holidays Hours: 2:00pm – 11:00 pm
Entrance: RM28
Facilities: Gym, Sauna, Steamroom, Darkroom, Private Room, Cafes, Massage. 

:: GETTING THERE

By monorail and by foot: Get off at Bukit Bintang Station. Look for LOT 10 shopping mall as soon as you get off the station, it's on your right. Grand Millennium Hotel is a few steps down from LOT 10, on the opposite side. If you find Grand Millennium Hotel, you should be able to find your way to the back alley where Day Thermos is. Blue Boy is also within short walking distance. 

Address: G/F 40-6A Jln Sultan Ismail, 50250 Bukit Bintang
Tel: +603-21449648

:: INFORMATION & HIGHLIGHTS

This would be the easiest sauna to get to if you are a tourist in Kuala Lumpur and staying in Bukit Bintang, or even KL Sentral area.  Day Thermos is located directly behind Grand Millennium Hotel, and there is a small short cut that cuts right through to Day Thermos next to Grand Millennium Hotel. 

Ground Floor : Reception | TV Area | Lockers | Dressing | Toilets
First Floor : Steam Room | Dry Sauna | Showers | Gym | Dark Room | Toilets
Second Floor : Private rooms | Massage

The Steam Room, the Dark Room, and the Private Rooms
UPDATE 2015: Some renovation was done to the place; the dark room has been removed and replaced with a bigger (and brighter) gym area. 
If you are looking for sex, check these areas. The O - shaped steam room can get quite steamy, literally and figuratively. Just walk around it, and wait for action to happen. The dark room is next; pitch black, spacious dark room and you wont be able to see anything that goes on in there. Climb the stairs to third floor and walk along the private cabins. Guys usually wait outside the door, or lay on the mattress with the door open. Cruise the guy of your preference.

The Crowd.
Day Thermos gets very international crowd, yes I mean tourists from all over the world - great place to visit if you are into Caucasians. However, despite the strategic and convenient location, they get very little crowd. In fact, I wouldn't call it a crowd at all - but they do get pretty good turnout once in a blue moon, and it's always a hit - or - miss situation with Day Thermos.

CLOSET COW'S VERDICT
Well maintained and decent facility. Go, if you are in the area and have extra time to kill. Disappointingly small crowd and can be rather pretentious and tacky at times. It would help if you lower your expectations when it comes to guys. I can't comment on the massage, as I have never had one done here before - no happy endings from what I heard. Also recommending this place if you are into Caucasians in general - very generally speaking. 

p/s:  This post has been read/seen a total of 14,393 (as of 2015) times since it was first posted, therefore I have attached a floor plan, (because, personally I do find the new Day Thermos a little awkward to navigate.) I hope everyone would find it useful.

Hope this helps.